Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

At least I dont have AIDS.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I was Born ready I was born naked.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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