- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

knock knock who's there? faith

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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