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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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