What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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