- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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