- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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