Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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just in time?

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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My penis is big... not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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