How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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