- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

No thank you, I don't like violence

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

CAVE JOHNSON.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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