- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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