What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Justin beiber..

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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penis. nuff said.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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