- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Asians

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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