- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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