- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

women sports....

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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