Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Your dads dead. lol

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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feminists.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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