- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What color is red paint? Red

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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