- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What rhymes with milk...milf

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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