A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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