What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Llamaworm

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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