- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Your face

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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