- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's blue? The sky.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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