- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What? Yes.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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