- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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