What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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2 Penises

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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nice tits.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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