Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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womens rights.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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