spell backwards: taco cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Women's Rights Movement

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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