- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Your dads dead. lol

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

feminists.

Refrigerator

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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