What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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I grunt when I poop.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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