woman..parallel parking

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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