- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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