- Anti Joke

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?