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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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