What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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