A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Cancer.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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PENIS :)

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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