My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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