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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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