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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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