A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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