Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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mark lawson likes boys

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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are you gay does your mom know

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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A black man comes home from work.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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