- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Guess what? You guessed it.

Women can vote? WTF

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Poop

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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