At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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A person from Singapore eats

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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