- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

why did matt die? He had cancer

are you gay does your mom know

Robin, Get in the Car

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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