- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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