- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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