Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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to get to the other side.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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