There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Jesus Christ

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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