- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Tunechi

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Rick santorum

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Church.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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