Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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falling didnt make the difference

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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You see how lame this is?

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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THE GAME.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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