- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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