- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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