Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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The WPGA tour

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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<=3 penis

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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