- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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