- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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