- Anti Joke

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Jake. Walsh.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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