- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

A black man has a job.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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