- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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