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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Knock Knock Come in

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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