What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

A person from Singapore eats

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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