Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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A blind man watches TV

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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