- Anti Joke

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

This statement is false.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

... i forgot the joke :p

dick dick dick... frogs

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Women's rights