- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Im taking a shit right now.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Matt is a Duster!

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

I killed someone on minecraft.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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