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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bryden is a faggot

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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James Patrick Campbell

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SBB

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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