What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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you gay?

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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