- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

WOw you have no life

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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