why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Knock Knock Come in.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Where's my tractor?

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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