- Anti Joke

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

LIFE :(

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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