- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What do you call white trash Garbage

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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