- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

I was so fat I went on a diet

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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