Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Burp

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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