- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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