What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Anti Joke

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