- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Apple hates Blackberry.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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