Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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