- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seven

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Chuck norris

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

THE GAME

Camerons hair is Curly..

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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