What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

If you were a cactus, why?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

justin littleton being sucessful

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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