- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What happened to your hamster? It died.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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